tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28435814548955858942024-03-14T22:42:59.363-07:00FRUIT BLOGWelcome to Fruit Blog, a place where fruit is king. Leave all your cares behind and enter an uncomplicated world of taste, aroma and colour. If you like fruit and fun then this is the place for you. It's Scott Thompson's Fruit Blog.Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-11837077330272216052012-09-07T09:08:00.001-07:002012-09-07T09:11:24.542-07:00Fruit Blog - POMELLOS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Well kids, this is it, the end of 'Fruit Blog'. The critics said it
would never end. The worst of them said it never began. They said that
our gang would be trapped in this existential hell forever, condemned
to talking about fruit in a sleazy hotel room with a deranged former
child star until housekeeping or the police put an end to their
depraved shenanigans. But the critics were wrong. 'Fruit Blog' is over
or more precisely has finally gone to seed. <br />
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It seems appropriate somehow that Fruit Blog would exit this world with
an episode dedicated to a member of the citrus family because let's
face it, the citrus genus is the everyman of fruit. It can be sweet
like an orange when life is good, tart like a grapefruit when it bites
back and downright sour like a lemon when it sucks. <br />
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Our final episode tackles the pomello, the grapefruits more
thick-skinned cousin. Hopes are high as Scott attacks the yellowish orb
with a bowie knife. After their year of bad produce will the gang
finally get lucky and actually get something they can eat or will it be
another in a series of gastric disappointments? It's hard to say but
the passed out cast members and general air of dissipation does not
bode well for a dignified departure. <br />
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Enough said. You'll have to see for yourself. For now it's time to
say goodbye to all my loyal fruit flies. Thank you for watering our
creation. The seed has been planted. Let's see what grows from it.
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Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com57tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-36976497300866264272012-08-29T22:43:00.002-07:002012-08-29T22:53:48.030-07:00Fruit Blog-Sugar Apples<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It's been a long and twisting road since Apples 1 and frankly much of it has been sour. So it's nice to see in our penultimate episode a sweet respite before next episode's shocking conclusion. Out of the steamy Amazon comes the sugar apple, a hairy, nubbly orb resembling a puppet dinosaur's testicle that tickles the fruit fly's taste buds and finally ends the recent run of bad fruit. Yes, much of the produce throughout the series has been terrible. Yes, some of it even made people sick. But to go from that to saying that Fruit Blog has been a failure would be a grievous error. Fruit Blog was about more than fruit. It was about re-birth and the sharing of knowledge, civic activism and drunken fellowship and above all, jeggings. But we jump ahead of ourselves. Tonight is not the end. Just the day before. Enjoy yourself with a sugar apple. You've earned the calories and soon you will need them.</div>
Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-44476152127354415122012-08-29T21:12:00.000-07:002012-08-29T21:18:21.068-07:00Fruit Blog-Tiny Bananas<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Tiny Bananas is the shortest episode of Fruit Blog to date, consisting of a mere seventy seven seconds of sheer fruit fun. A virtual haiku celebrating that feeling you get when you bite into an unripe banana. So no matter how busy your day might be fruit flies there is no excuse for not catching up to what's going on in the world of tiny bananas. Press play and let the fruit gang surround you with their special brand of addled glee. It's just that easy.</div>
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Well it finally happened. The first mis-step in Fruit Blog history. It turns out that the last episode 'Mangos' should actually not have run when it did. It should actually have been the episode I am introducing now but some idiot in scheduling, whose head shall obviously roll, decided to release it before Pomegranates 2. Pomegranates was actually part one of a two part series but because some other idiot in labeling forgot to put a One after Pomegranates on the master tape the hapless scheduler just assumed that it was a stand alone episode and went with 'Mangos.' The only bright spot in this humiliating fiasco is that Mangos was a stand alone episode so at least we will be spared any further embarrassment. So here it is, better late than never, 'Pomegranates 2. '<br />
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Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-89070464976841413712012-06-24T15:01:00.001-07:002012-06-24T15:01:35.481-07:00Fruit Blog - MANGOS<div id="watch-description-text"> <div id="eow-description">It's summer school at Fruit Blog as our sweaty denizens lay on the books in a last ditch cram before final exams. Their tome of choice, the superstar of tropical fruits, the sensuous mango. Known as the testicle of God, eating a the mango is like tea bagging a tree and that's why it's this narrator's favourite fruit. Highlights in this episode include a demonstration on the proper way to eat the damned thing by Mr. Dinn and a reappearance by Madame Frantowski's jeggings. They practically steal the show once again with the most selfish tugging and pulling sequence since Sally Rand's sister Ayn did burlesque.</div></div><br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-f7sy_Yu2g4?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-42844014041049964032012-05-14T18:00:00.001-07:002012-05-14T18:00:15.629-07:00Fruit Blog - GREEN PEPPERS 2In Part Two of our Green Pepper saga, Scott is forced to confront the fallout from his intemperate outburst towards Darryl. Clinging to fruit facts like a dying man he attempts to hold on to his flagging sanity but is unsuccessful and plunges headlong into a blubbery meltdown. Inessa comes to the rescue but her follicular therapy is to no avail. The tears must have their day. Finally the rebel Darryl is brought back into the fold and the two fruit flies make up. But don't think our mad leader has gone soft because mixed amongst the heartfelt sentiment is a message of tough love that is sorely needed in these squishy times. Until next time, Fruitaloo!<br />
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Controversy erupts on the Fruit Blog set as Scott and Robin tussle over the scientific classification of the green pepper. Luch mysteriously utters the word 'monocot' and then descends into bitterness .Darryl summons his courage to try to warn the world of the madness growing inside but things take an ugly turn when a 'refreshed' Scott emerges from the washroom with Inessa on his arm and murder in his eyes. This one's a doozy Fruit Flies. Fasten your seat belts. It's the law.Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-20623702554108036412012-02-25T23:40:00.001-08:002012-04-20T18:50:10.808-07:00Fruit Blog-Plums<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TkAb6hK7_fQ" width="420"></iframe></div>The sexual tension in the room starts to boil over when the humble little plum is revealed to be a juicy stand in for the vagina. The resemblance is so profound that the mysterious Gary is lured from his post in the back to address the controversy. Later Scott doles out some serious information and Paul gets down and dirty. A lot can happen in a minute. You can be hit by a cocoanut and die. Make some reconstituted orange juice that's gone bad and die. Or watch Plums and not die. It's up to you.Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-45219805100440353072012-02-16T11:23:00.000-08:002012-02-16T11:23:56.275-08:00Pineapples 2<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rkJgTul3CyY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
The information comes at you fast and furious as the fruit flies dig up pineapple facts true and false. Luciano proves himself to be a fount of knowledge about the seedless sweetie and Robin confesses his confusion about the difference between legumes and tubers. Gary gets ready for his closeup, Inessa stays low key after her high intensity workout in Pineapples 1 and Darryl shows the camera his back. Although perhaps not as provocative as PIneapples 1, this installment is perfect for teachers and educators looking to ignite a classroom discussion about the world's most popular bromeliad.Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-6178872216995673282012-02-02T13:51:00.000-08:002012-02-02T13:51:03.961-08:00Fruit Blog - Pineapples 1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H6CeNmfiXh4" width="420"></iframe><br />
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A truly glorious pineapple, perhaps the first perfect fruit of the entire odyssey, sends our hotel castaways into gastronomic ecstasy. Scott gives us some dirty pit while Inessa rocks out her jeggings. There's even a little hairy boob from Bellini. The temperature is definitely heating up Fruit Flies. Soon it will all be explained.</div>Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-82551411168803638282012-01-03T20:43:00.001-08:002012-01-03T20:49:51.378-08:00Sapodilla<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XgfRVeAD0SI" width="420"></iframe><br />
The gang is stumped by a mysterious hairy orb until a friendly vendor shines a light on one of the unsung stars of the tropics. That's why In the spirit of Mohammed Bouazizi, the Tunisian fruit vendor whose martyrdom ignited the Arab Spring, we salute the unknown fruit vendor. Who says pubic service is dead? Happy New Year Fruit Flies.</div>Scott Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12298867696710454014noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2843581454895585894.post-44767692174059977312011-12-29T15:18:00.000-08:002011-12-29T15:30:06.559-08:00Fruit Blog - Citrus Medly<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Get out your stockings. It's the season for tiny oranges. Nuff said.<br />
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<div class="p1">It's the holidays and that means special and what could be more special than a double feature. That's why we have decided to take on grapes and grapefruits in one fruit blog for the very first time. First up the gang take a much needed mental health minute while Luciano the restauranteur explains the role grapes play in the making of wine. Later Scott gets all sentimental about his grandfather while engaging in some serious knife play with a grapefruit. Destined to be a holiday classic, Grapes/Grapefruits is more fruit fun than a flan.</div><br />
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