Friday, June 3, 2011

Fruit Blog - Kiwis

8 comments:

  1. You're charming as always :) But what on earth is happening in your flat? It's like a madhouse there! You've got to come out to Malibu and get some sand between your toes. It's good for all that ails you!

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  2. This is funny, fellah. I'd like to see you do some thoughtful pieces on the lesser known fruits. So has Bellini traded roles with the dude in the background? At least SOMEONE is bearing a hairy-ass belly... Times aren't changing THAT much. That makes me happy. Like it made me happy to see the big fat guy in Kingston Ontario cooling himself by removing all the shelves from a refridgerator that was sitting in front of the gas station and sitting in the refridgerator with the door open. It was the first summer I was there. He looked like Hurley from Lost. He saw me and laughed. I wish I had had a camera. Wow that sure came out of nowhere. I love you Scott!!!!!

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  3. i love you as actor -you are really funny person.

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  4. Do I still have a chance to touch Bellini or has the ship sailed on that dream?

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  5. The edits are so weird... it's like a story is being pieced together but I can barely follow it. This was definitely a strange episode, like a kiwi without fuzz.

    A story about kiwis: a few weeks ago, I took my friend Kitana to Spa Castle for her birthday. Spa Castle is this amazing Korean spa compex in Queens. It's crazy. A sauna village, indoor huts shaped like igloos with salt and gold and yellow clay on the walls, warm bubbly tubs full of pine, small Korean men and women scrubbing your feet and hands...

    I got thirsty from all of the salt and scrub and bubbliness, and decided to get a fresh fruit smoothie. I chose a pineapple/kiwi combination called "Kiwi King" or something like that. It was just kiwi, pineapple and ice blended together.

    Only the guy didn't peel or seed the kiwi. So I paid seven dollars for a big cup of icy FUZZ. It was the prickliest smoothie I've ever tasted.

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  6. You ARE a Citrus Fruit!!!!

    Love this!

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