Saturday, February 25, 2012

Fruit Blog-Plums

The sexual tension in the room starts to boil over when the humble little plum is revealed to be a juicy stand in for the vagina. The resemblance is so profound that the mysterious Gary is lured from his post in the back to address the controversy. Later Scott doles out some serious information and Paul gets down and dirty. A lot can happen in a minute. You can be hit by a cocoanut and die. Make some reconstituted orange juice that's gone bad and die. Or watch Plums and not die. It's up to you.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Pineapples 2

The information comes at you fast and furious as the fruit flies dig up pineapple facts true and false. Luciano proves himself to be a fount of knowledge about the seedless sweetie and Robin confesses his confusion about the difference between legumes and tubers. Gary gets ready for his closeup, Inessa stays low key after her high intensity workout in Pineapples 1 and Darryl shows the camera his back. Although perhaps not as provocative as PIneapples 1, this installment is perfect for teachers and educators looking to ignite a classroom discussion about the world's most popular bromeliad.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Fruit Blog - Pineapples 1

A truly glorious pineapple, perhaps the first perfect fruit of the entire odyssey, sends our hotel castaways into gastronomic ecstasy. Scott gives us some dirty pit while Inessa rocks out her jeggings. There's even a little hairy boob from Bellini. The temperature is definitely heating up Fruit Flies. Soon it will all be explained.